pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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